#is making me laugh so hard

[phoenix--flying]

Poseidon is prepared to meet his son's new mortal bf. He's ready, he has observed how mortal parents act in situations like this and he promised Percy he won't freak the bf out by the mythological world. (Even if that promise had to come with Percy promising to sacrifice some of Sally's sevenlayer dip.)

Suffice to say, he does indeed freak the bf out.

In his defense, he hadn't expected Percy’s totally %100 percent mortal bf to be ex-general Alabaster Torrington.

Percy is very confused on why his father and boyfriend are glaring daggers at eachother while making passive aggressive remarks.

im giggling at this

Percy: Dad this is my boyfriend :D Poseidon: ... Al: bitchy little wave while he smiles and glares

[triangleguy]

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[morningsaidthemoon]

“I know who’s in those ducts. It’s my freak-ass uncle.”

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[its-your-mind]

EXCELLENT WORK EVERYONE KEEPING THE MISSPELLED TAG TRENDING DYSLEXIC PERCY WOULD BE PROUD

[tazmiilly]

was trying to find something in google images and got side tracked when they said "look at the anime images you have!" and I was like what fucking Anime images do I have. what the hell. and it was just these two

[starstruckodysseys]

i know i sound like a broken record at this point but god i love liv so much

[kagoutiss]

can one of u hold him for a sec

[livelylambs]

From this post, ft. A big ol batch of memes I’ve drawn/drawn over

Originals:

[cuntmand]

possibly the funniest thing in this season of bridgerton is when colin comes to comfort penelope after lady whistledown writes about them and she says something like “oh, it would’ve been suspicious had she not written about it”, like ??? yes, penelope, that is SUCH a normal thing to say to someone who doesn’t even suspect you to be lady whistledown 😭😭😭

[galaxyweighted]

autism so intense he forgot he was supposed to be slicing and dicing and got distracted by one of his favorite movies

[manny-jacinto]

THE LAST OF US episode 1 + everyone's unhinged thoughts about Pedro Pascal

[ef-1]

No matter who you support - at one point of the season, at some point in time- you've wanted Fernando Alonso skinned and rolled in salt for something he said or done and then probably 2 weeks later you realise TO YOUR HORROR that you're grudgingly aligned with Fernando Alonso and he is infact now your comrade against a common enemy. This is literally the essence of the human experience. Fernando is our common ground.

[laurrelise]

picture this: it’s your second week at the commission. your boss is a fucking fish. your coworkers are way too friendly. your higher-ups’ biggest concern is a random ex-employee who you’ve never met, her next being her fashion game. and her daughter is just running around wreaking absolute havoc.

and then one day the meanest 13-year old you’ve ever seen in your life walks in, finishes his case in 10 minutes, and immediately after gets recognized as the best worker in the room full of adults.

im quitting on the spot wbu

[cokoweee]

Stage direction: Enter 🟥

I wasn’t kidding when I said I was rotting over this stupid sticky note.

GOD HE LOOKS SO DUMB AHAHAHAHHAHA IM CRYING AFHABUOGAEUOFUOAAHHAHA